Meet Hot Donna.

Now, you may not think she's much, but you haven't gotten to know her yet. Looks can be deceiving. Before Hot Donna came into my life, I felt like I was missing something. Every morning, I'd throw back the curtains and take in the beautiful day. Birds chirping, six-lane highway beeping, cleaning lady cleaning, and this scene...

*sigh. Those people looked so
happy down there. I thought, "If only I could experience that kind of happiness..." Then I met Hot Donna. She was parked in the basement level of Homever. One glance in her direction and I knew she was the one. It just happened. And now I'm happier than I've ever been. Fairy tales do come true.